Title: Pointless
Author: Rose [rosiethebug@yahoo.com] (though I'm not
sure if I want credit for this one)
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to the good folks at
NBC, who would never dream of sueing little ol' me.
Summary: A completely useless bit of dialogue that's
helping to dig me out of my writer's block. Nothing to
do with my series or anything else.
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“You are the weakest link.”
“Would you stop saying that?”
“I like saying it.”
“So I see. Stop.”
“You know what you are, Josh?”
“Incredibly busy with a very important job?”
“No. You are the weakest link.”
“What is with you today?”
“You let me leave early last night.”
“So I’m being punished?”
“So I got home in time to watch Fraiser.”
“Feel free to get to the point whenever. It’s not like
I have work to do or anything.”
“While I was enjoying the finely honed comedic talents
of David Hyde Pierce-”
“Oh, please. I can’t believe you have a crush on that
guy.”
“NBC kept advertising their new game show, ‘The
Weakest Link’.”
“Is this like that Survivor thing?”
“You really need to get out of the office more, Josh.”
“Not all of us can have your crazy social life,
Donna.”
“You are the weakest link.”
“What’s with the Lord Marbury accent?”
“It was originally a British show. I saw the
commercial like thirty times, Josh.”
“And you’ve finally been driven insane?”
“You are the weakest link. Good bye.”
“If only it really was good bye.”
The End ;)